My Omegle Chatlog

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
You: Hey, sexy. What's up?
Stranger: guess what
Stranger: sexy!?!?!?!?!
You: You're a giant lobster in disguise?
Stranger: OMG CAN YOU SEE ME!?!?!!!
You: No, I just assumed you're sexy.
You: It's sexier that way.
You: What?
You: Or do I still have to guess?
You: I have lots of guesses.
You: You've just won the lottery, and want to buy me a new kettle and a dartboard?
You: ok... you're too slow at typing. Is this some sort of test to determine how long i'll keep writing while you sit there in silence?
You: Because.... trust me, I'll win.
You: You'll get bored before I do.
You: I can type meaningless shit for hours.
You: Literally - hours.
You: Many have tried to best me, but they end up pressing disconnet.
You: Fuck. Typo. Sorry. My bad.
You: Go on then. Disconnect me.
You: Dare you to press it first.
You: What are you... chicken?
You: DISCONNECT ME, BITCH! bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
You: I will eat your first born.
You: Then sick it up again.
You: And stomp on the sick.
You: Then feed that sick to a tramp, along with a bottle of cider.
You: Then get him to shit your baby all into his pants.
You: Then I'll suck the pants dry, and shit your baby out again.
You: Then i'll eat the pants.
You: By the way - can we be friends?
You: I don't have many friends.
You: They all think I'm wierd. I don't know why. Maybe its the audacious threats i keep making.
You: I've got to go take a piss. You better have typed something by the time I get back.
You: OK. back.
You: My toilet isn't very far away.
You: But I notice you haven't typed anything.
You: Is this because you don't find me sexy?
You: Or... have I offended you?
You: I'm sorry if I have. You cunt.
You: I like the word cunt. Short, concise, offensive, and chunky-sounding.
You: Ok you know what? I'm actually thinking about getting bored now.
You: *thinks*
You: Yup. Definitely bored.
You: Could you like.... grow some balls or something?
You: Unless you're female. Which I doubt.
You: But if you are, grow some ovaries.
You: And just admit you're screencapping this for some geeky website.
You: Or stealing my lines for another chat.
You: Hmm. You know - it's been lovely talking to you...
You: You're a great listener.
You: I feel like I could telll you anything.
You: And I mean... ANYTHING.
You: But I'm going to go.
You: Promise you'll never forget me?
You: Do you?
You: Oh, fuck you.
You: You've strung me along too long.
You: Yet somehow - I feel like i've won this little battle.
You: You've just sat there.
You: Thinking you've got the upper hand by being reticent and aloof.
You: While I'VE been original and sexy.
You: Ok maybe not sexy.
You: But at least I've made some effort.
You: You never make an effort.
You: You smell.
You: Not of nice things either, like chocolate or posies.
You: But nasty things. Like oil.
You: or.... dare I say it?
You: Yes. I dare:
You: Poo!
You: You heard me? You smell of poo!
You: What do you say to THAT? Mr. "I don't say anything"
Stranger: ...elephant dick.
You: lol. I win.
Stranger: hahahahahaa
Stranger: i was actually out having a smoke. but you won me over when i came back to find this novel waiting for me
Stranger: quite impressive
You: You started a chat, then went out for a smoke. Leaving me here all alone?
Stranger: sorry :-\
Stranger: does that hurt your feelings?
Stranger: i didnt mean to.. I SWEAR
You: Not at all. I'm just incredibly offended.
You: What were you smoking, btw?
Stranger: a cigarette...
Stranger: dont get any gay ideas
You: Anything but tobacco and I'm jealous
You: No. No gay ideas.
You: So. What brings you to omegle? Bored and lonely too?
Stranger: bored.. not lonely
Stranger: killing time at work
You: You a yank>
You: ?
Stranger: by location only
You: Sorry - I mean 'partiotic american'?
You: Omg DAN?
Stranger: no, i just live here..
You: If you're dan then this is some fucked up shit right here.
You: I mean - how many brits working in american can there be? Certainly not more than 2.
Stranger: no likely
You: So what's your origin? German? Eskimo? Jew?

Stranger Disconnected